My Life As a Blade of Grass

Ask me anything, cracker.   I'm just a simple guy ▲

twitter.com/ShelbytheWolf:

    unfollower:

    invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you

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    — 22 hours ago with 128975 notes

    psyducker:

    *standing at the wedding alter*

    spouse: i do

    me: same

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    — 22 hours ago with 38277 notes

    itsbetterthananal:

    my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

    (via leiramooors)

    — 1 day ago with 116486 notes
    beyonseh:

i can’t decide which one’s me

    beyonseh:

    i can’t decide which one’s me

    (Source: laserjungle, via ewdontt0uchme)

    — 1 day ago with 140646 notes

    mako:

    you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry

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    — 1 day ago with 129639 notes